V: "Candid camera!" + Totally Random stuffIf you're having a terrible day, what follows may cheer you up ;)
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Salesperson: Hi, do you need my help?
"Genius": Yes,
you need.
(meant to be: Yes, you have this...?)
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"Do you have very very black jeans?"
(meant to be: just black jeans)
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"Hi, do you have
stock in vests, uh, in stock?"
(meant to be: do you have this vest in stock)
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"Do you like this shirt shirt?"
(meant to be: Do you like this purple shirt?)
What has retail therapy done to me! Oops. I meant, the "genius" in question. LOL.
Totally random stuff = my current loves/wants and/or
hot stuff/people that tops my list (:

p.s. Yes, I want that triangel doll. Anyone knows where I can get it, let me know, please.